Thursday, April 29, 2010

Political Almanac Political Parties

Political Almanac Chapter 2: The History of Politics

Political Parties

Republicans
This is a political party used for elections only. This is an odd grouping of people who don’t want socialism. They believe in the free market system and the law of supply and demand. Republicans also believe that life starts at conception, and would like to see abortion illegal, but are quick to send our armies to attack our enemies. (This totally confuses Liberals). Most religious voters are Republican, many because of the abortion issue. Half the 40M Catholics in the U.S. are Republicans. Many blue collar, pro-gun, pro-liberty voters are Republicans. Almost all small-government, pro-free-enterprise voters are Republicans. Republican candidates must promise giveaways and pander to the entitlement-minded just enough to get elected by narrow margins.

Democrats
This political party is a relentless, year-round, day-after-day, bi-coastal group forever bemoaning why they didn’t win this or that election. These people are driven. They believe their job is to offer government give-aways to bribe voters to vote for them. They cannot be out-pandered. They are allied with the labor unions and use the public schools to indoctrinate students into becoming Democrats. They are dedicated to continuing abortion on demand, at your expense, but are largely pacifists who decry our use of the military, unless they are in the majority. They are generally anti-gun, but pro-blue-collar. Most blue collar minorities and anti-energy Environmentalists are Democrats. Half the Catholics are Democrats, but don’t seem to mind abortion. These Catholics are environmentalist, recyclers, who are fixated on the poor.

Demopublicans
Like most socialist republics, we have a one party governing system and once in office all politicians become Left-Center governing Demopublicans regardless of party. Republicans become more apt to vote for giving your money to somebody else and Democrats tend to fund the military.

Voters
We are split 50-50 Left to Right for various reasons. This breaks when 51% of all voters are receiving substantial support and benefits from the government. When that occurs, Republicans will just quit and move elsewhere to start a real country. The rest will stay and become Socialists like the Europeans. Businesses have been quietly leaving the U.S. in anticipation of the socialist coup. The socialists don’t realize nobody will be left to pay for their schemes – they will just go nuts.

Liberal Lobbies

AARP is the propaganda arm of aging big government Liberals. They will lobby like crazy to get every dollar our government can print given to the old.

Black big government liberals have too many propaganda organizations to name. They will fight like hell to ensure that black Americans get their fair share and that nobody ever forgets they didn’t ask to come to America.

Unions have invested $500M a year for decades in Democratic candidates. Their base shrank from 20M mostly manufacturing employee members in 1983 to 12M mostly government employee members in 2008.

The ACLU and Trial Lawyers Association have a long history of supporting Democrats and Liberal causes, like guaranteeing “freedom from religion” to angry atheists, and guaranteeing Liberal Court rulings to free dangerous criminals. They are also working on crippling our homeland security strategies.

No comments:

Post a Comment