| Summer
in Antarctica – An Epic Global Warming Failure
By
Craig Andresen on December 30, 2013 at 5:20 am
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Nope. Over and over again they seem
hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make
them learn.
Case in point…For a week now, a
gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…STUCK in the ANTARCTIC
ICE…Waiting for rescue.Why are they there??? TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!! They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.
Oh…We TOLD them they were mistaken. We
TOLD them that global warming was a farce. WE TOLD THEM THEY WERE FULL OF
CRAP…THE ICE WASN’T MELTING…THERE WAS NO MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING AND THAT…IN
FACT…THERE WAS MORE POLAR ICE NOW THAN THERE HAD BEEN IN A CENTURY but…They
just had to go down there and prove US wrong.
Well…There they are…A boatload of
morons…Stuck in the ice with their provisions running low, waiting for somebody
else to come to their rescue.
First, it was the Chinese icebreaker
Xue Long or Snow Dragon, who tried to reach the Russian flagged ship of fools
but, upon getting just 6 miles from the global warming idiots…They had to turn
back due to the UNUSUALLY THICK ICE.
The FRENCH were going to give it a
shot but…Turned back long before ever getting NEAR the stranded numb-nuts
because they decided THEY couldn’t do any more than the Chinese.
Then, from Australia, Aurora
Australis was trying to get closer but…THEY were battling the coldest environment on earth and
had to turn back DUE TO THE EXTREME ICE
AND A BLINDING BLIZZARD. What
makes this all the more funny is that…Right now…Down in Antarctica…IT’S SUMMER!!!!!
Here’s the pure GENIUS of all of
this…These global warming buffoons went down there to UPDATE scientific
measurements made by the an Australian expedition led by Douglas Mawson back in
1911. It was cold and icy in 1911 and…IT’S STILL COLD AND ICY TODAY!!! In fact, maybe a history lesson on the Mawson
expedition these nuts decided to retrace, is in order.
Back in 1911…After leaving their
ship, the SY Aurora, Mawson and his companions became the victims of
HORRIBLE Antarctic weather and one by one they died until only Mawson and 1
other, Mertz, remained alive.
They were forced to eat their sled
dogs which, inadvertently, since he WAS a VEGETARIAN and, the sudden switch to
a MEAT based diet replete with HUSKY DOG LIVERS too high in vitamin A for human
consumption…LED TO MERTZ’S DEATH AFTER HE WENT MAD, CHEWED OFF ONE OF HIS OWN
FINGERS…SUFFERING VIOLENT SEIZURES, FROST BITE, LOSS OF HAIR, HIS SKIN LITERALLY
BLISTERING AND FALLING OFF AND…EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!!
When Mawson finally reached the
location where he had left his ship…the SY Aurora had to TURN AROUND and
return to pick him up and was then…TRAPPED
IN THE ICE forcing them to remain ANOTHER YEAR before they could get the
hell out of the Antarctic!!!
Given all of THAT…THESE 74 total
believers in the global warming apocalypse…Set off to RETRACE the MAWSON expedition and in that respect…THEIR FAILURE IS A COMPLETE SUCCESS!!!!!
We can try to imagine their shock
upon the discovery that, while on a global warming expedition, they became
stuck in the Antarctic ice but…Why imagine when we have the words of Alok Jha,
a blogger aboard the ship, to explain the situation FOR us.
“Antarctica is not just cold, windy and wet. It is the
extreme of all those things. Leave a hole in your armor – a glove not tucked
into a sleeve, a gap around your neck where you forgot your scarf – and the
weather will find and punish you fast. The cold starts off as stabbing, then it
sears the skin and eventually sends the nerve-endings into a symphony of
confusion. I took a glove off to type an email outside at one point and, after
my fingers turned white and I lost the ability to move them, I swear they felt
hot. Painful, boiling hot, as though I had just plunged them into a cup of
coffee.”
Well,
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!! IT’S
SO FREAKIN’ COLD …THAT HIS FINGERS FROZE WHILE HE WAS…OUTSIDE…TYPING AN
EMAIL…IN THE ANTARCTIC…SUMMER!!!!!
That alone should answer your
questions regarding why this bunch of doofuses doesn’t hike to the rescue boats
even though they can see them just 6 miles away.
Let’s put it this way…There are an
ever growing number of people in the world who shouldn’t be allowed to walk
from their couch to their fridge without wearing a helmet and being guided by
Sherpas with a certified EMS provider on standby and…74 OF THEM ARE ON THAT SHIP!!!!
How any of them managed to get out
of the Liberal Home for the Mentally Challenged without being detected or
injuring themselves with the doorknob is beyond comprehension.
Now…It seems the only hope of rescue
is going to be a HELICOPTER EVACUATION which will have to wait until the snow
and high winds die down however…
When it comes to things such as
this, I, for one, am of the same mind as I am in regards to those who find
themselves imprisoned while sightseeing in North Korea or hiking in Iran…
Every and,
I mean EVERY option MUST be considered to devise a plan resulting in them BEING
LEFT IN THE PREDICAMENT IN WHICH THEY CREATED DUE TO THEIR OWN ABJECT
STUPIDITY!!! Maybe more so with this bunch who
seems to be as smart as a box of hair.
Why should others risk life and limb
to rescue a boat full of global warming nuts stuck in the Antarctic ice
especially when, if there is even a snowball’s chance in hell that they’re
right…They should be out of there in no time thanks to the efforts of those
with SUV’s and private jets…like Al
Gore.
While they collectively contemplate
how they are going to explain to the global warming zombies how, exactly, they
managed to get stuck in the ICE…In the SUMMER leading to the need for an
international rescue mission…
I would like to offer these global
warming popsicles an idea for their next adventure and, one where there is very
little chance of a mishap requiring others to put their lives on the line to
get them out of trouble.
Perhaps
they should consider exploring the MIND-NUMBING SHALLOWNESS of their own gene
pool. You can’t get a ship stuck in
something that’s no deeper than your average petri dish.
Source:http://www.thenationalpatriot.com/2013/12/30/summer-in-antarctica-an-epic-global-warming-fail/
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