Who was Jesus

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: He called everyone brother. He liked Gospel. And He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: He went into His Father's business. He lived at home until he was 33. And He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: He talked with His hands. He had wine with His meals. And He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: He never cut His hair. He walked around barefoot all the time. And He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: He was at peace with nature. He ate a lot of fish. And He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: He never got married. He was always telling stories. And He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an AMEN!!

Dick Anderson