The Pharma Channel

TV is lame and it’s time to reorganize our channels and programming.

 

There are enough pharmaceutical ads on TV to justify Pharma having its own channel.  The viewership might be limited to Pharma fans. That would be those who take pills for everything.

 

An even smaller viewership exists in the number 2 spot for ads, the auto insurance ads. People shopping for auto insurance could go to this channel like we go to the weather channels to find out the weather and get some global warming propaganda.

 

We could use a Socialist Propaganda Channel. We have MSNBC for true socialists and Communists and we have CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS for half-socialists and social liberals.

 

The Apocalyptic Channel could carry series like “After People” and the inner-city local news in addition to most “disaster” shows like “Naked and Afraid”, “Tiny House”

 

The Police Channel could carry all the police shows and they would probably have enough shows to justify their own channel.

 

Sports and Movies already has its own channels. So do Hispanics, Blacks and Chinese. 

 

The Entertainment Channel could carry all the good musical variety show re-runs like “Sonny and Cher”, “Donnie and Marie”, Andy Williams and many others.

 

The Comedy Channel could carry all the good comedy show reruns from the 1960s and 1970s like “The Carol Burnett Show”, The Laugh In”, “The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast”,

 

We haven’t really laughed or been entertained since the 1980s. The re-runs would really help.

 

Norb Leahy, Dunwoody GA Tea Party Leader