Snowflakes

We are graduating Snowflakes from US universities. They will want high paying jobs and will demand “safe spaces”. They should look at Canada as a place to move to. Canada has land mass larger than the US and a very small population of 36.95 million, so there is lots of room for “safe spaces”.

Canada is completely politically correct and offenders pay fines and go to jail for their rude comments. Canada is a full-blown socialist country with ties to the UK, where political correctness goes all the way to the Queen. Canada is required by law to believe in climate change and the global warming hoax. Canada is completely multicultural and is continuing to search for refugees from countries nobody ever heard of. Canada has the most snow of anybody in the American hemisphere and snowflakes should like this. The best part for college grads is that Canada has beer.

Snowflakes who cannot get interviews for jobs in Canada should apply for refugee status and will meet lots of Muslims, who also require “safe spaces” to pray 5 times a day. They can claim that they have been victims of “micro-aggression” in the evil US and Canada will be sure to grant them refugee status plus welfare.

Snowflakes should be prepared to learn French and learn: how to play cribbage, how to operate a snowmobile, how to walk in snow shoes, strategies for staying warm and how to get your parents to keep sending you money. You can also learn up to 65 indigenous languages and dialects and learn their customs and eat nothing but fish.

Norb Leahy, Dunwoody GA Tea Party Leader