Political Almanac Liberals

Political Almanac Chapter 2: The History of Politics

Liberals

Hollywood Liberals
Movie stars have been conditioned to become Liberals through the decades-long, highly orchestrated discrimination against Conservatives (cowboys), an unprotected group. This movement began in the 1930s when the Sons of the Pioneers recorded the “Indian Love Call”. These were real cowboys and that song was so bad, I would have discriminated against them myself. The hatred of cowboys was reignited in 1950s when most of Hollywood was persecuted for being Communists. This can be traced back to 1900 when writers were intellectuals who agreed with Karl Marx. This group is now firmly in charge of make-believe and can’t be trusted to do anything. Some of the writers became newspaper reporters and remained sympathetic to Marx and Lenin’s values. They are our socialist, environmental, pacifists, in charge of promoting sex, abortion and freedom from religion. If you threaten their right to peddle this drivel they go nuts. They hate censorship and cling to their free speech rights. They would outlaw guns, war, tobacco, pesticide, incarceration, wire-tapping and anything else that’s really fun or necessary. They are exhibitionist hermits on drugs.

The Liberal Press
As mentioned above, the liberal press migrated from the Hollywood Liberal writers during the great American Communist persecution in the 1950s. The job of the press was to report the news and raise hell if our government overstepped its bounds. Their influence has never reached the heights ascribed to them by their ambition. They are therefore susceptible to being angry, bored, asocial and partisan. Because they are Communists, it’s important to at least sound like a socialist to win their support. Once you have their support, they will protect and defend you, no matter what mischief you create.

Jewish Liberals
This group invented humanism. They are smart, hard working, driven, humble, inseparable and extremely kind. They are intellectual enough to be in our camp, but are too nice to ever think we could do them harm. Won’t they be surprised….again….oi….

Christian Liberals
These folks are really nice. They invented “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” They are incapable of criticizing us, especially when we want to take all of their money and give everything to the poor. They love our big government heart. They are cafeteria Christians, so they pick the gospel verses they like. They either can’t find, or don’t like, “thou shalt not kill”, so they don’t mind our pro abortion laws.

Intellectual Liberals
These folks are students of Socrates and Plato. So were Karl Marx, Charles Darwin, Margaret Sanger, Adolph Hitler and Lenin. They want to design a perfect society and rule it. They will be happy if we continue to elect only Harvard or Yale graduates.

Liberal Atheists
This is our core group. They are so intellectual, they have to hide in their own virtual worlds like anti-social computer nerds. They believe anyone who believes in God is a Neanderthal. They clump together hiding in colleges, universities and government service. They are fanatics who love law suits. They do worship Darwin and usually work as Biology, Archeology and Anthropology Professors.

Liberal College Professors
This group is composed of Liberal Atheists in training, who are not in the Biology Department. They are Professors of Sociology, Psychology, Art History, Women’s Studies, Black History, and similar groups. They are socialists who receive their salaries from the government….perfect.

Foreign Exchange Students
This started shortly after we invented college professors. They have never recovered from their anger over being highly educated but too poor to travel the world on a continual basis to make new friends. Because they are so poorly paid, they are forced to make new friends in all the countries they want to visit, so they can have a place to stay. Some professors migrated to the State Department and other government jobs in search of new sources of cash. The most enterprising of these did well selling military secrets to the parade of enemies we’ve had over the years. Foreign governments were excited to find Americans who could appreciate their culture of commerce by bribery. We’ve increased the number of foreign students dramatically over the past 40 years, coinciding with the beginning of our long-term goal to ruin our public schools. Today, half of our engineering students and 80% of our Masters and PhD engineering candidates are from foreign countries.