Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Political Science

The last time the progressive mathematicians raised havoc was in the 1960s. These folks are disciples of Margaret Sanger. They predicted the world would run out of food because the global population was rising. They extended the curve and declared the population explosion crisis. They gathered together the usual clueless global crisis crowd and raised hell for a few years. The Supreme Court made it legal to kill unborn babies and this made them happy. Knowing the demand for food would increase, farmers everywhere grew more food. This crisis eventually got trumped in the late 1970s by the Jimmy Carter crisis, these pinheads went back to riding their bikes between the library and their lecture halls.. They were ignored until the 1990s, when they found Al Gore. They had invented the Global Warming crisis using the same math model they used to discover the population explosion. Everybody ignored them until the Democrats took over the House in 2006. However, even before that they sold their math model to AIG to do risk analysis on their mortgage-based securities. They again gathered the clueless global crisis crowd, so global warming became the new population explosion. .

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