Some have asked what
I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new
house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows**all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going
to paint it green with pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on
top of it and SCREAM as loud as he could 5 times a day.
The City Council told
me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! So, I sent in the application again, but
this time I called it a "Mosque." Work starts on Monday. And here is
the best part, it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country. It's the government that scares me.*
Source:
Dick Anderson
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