Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Divorce the Leftists


Divorce Agreement written by a young college student
 
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, etal: 
 
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
 
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course
 
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever        agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on    friendly terms.  We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable        differences and go our own way.
 
          Here is our separation agreement:
 
  ---  DIVORCE AGREEMENT  ---
 
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.
 
After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective      representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
 
We don't like "spreading the wealth" so we'll keep ours and      you can spread yours all you want.
 
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them all. We will take a different approach - only enough government to protect our God-given Rights, allow our citizens to be the best that they can be and pay their taxes in proportion to what the government actually does for them - not in proportion to their ability to be robbed by the government.
 
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the      cops, the NRA and the military (except, we'll give you the      homosexuals bi-sexuals, and trans-sexuals if you insist).
 
We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry, the coal mines, gas      wells and all the radioactive material, good or bad.  You can go with wind, solar, geo-thermal, ethanol from corn and bio diesel.
 
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical      companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.  You are welcome to all the Socialist, Communist, Muslim and Jihadist entities and all government controls.
 
You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food      stamps, homeless, home boys, hippies, druggies, illegal aliens and the unions.
 
We will make it against the law to be here illegally or to      hire illegals ! Imagine that !  We will also give not one penny of government money to the benefit of illegals.  We will encourage immigration of those that want to enjoy the Land of Freedom but only if they want to assimilate to our culture, our laws and our way of life (just like it used to be - the dream of the entire World - the Land of Opportunity).  You can have all the recently invented rules, laws and circumventions that protect those that are here illegally and want to change our land and culture into something it never was.
 
While we're at it we will also stop Unemployment Compensation for those that cannot legally work and for those that are legally able to work, didn't pay into the fund or don't try to find a job- any kind of job - every single day.  You can have all those that have quit looking for a job because it pays to not work.
 
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any      practicing doctors.  We will be looking at it a bit differently:      Every part of our health-care system will feature Freedom of        Choice and rely on Free Markets to provide incentives to excel at every level - so everyone can have the opportunity to figure out how to offer more and better coverage for less money.  We will not be forcing our citizens to pay for the consequences of someone else's poor choices in life.  Nor will we make them criminals if they choose not to participate in any insurance plans.  We will also encourage our citizens for provide for "Bad Luck" by buying Insurance Policies - WOW!  What a unique concept.
 
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values, the Constitution and      the Rule of Law - exactly as it was originally intended.  We are not sure what you will do for your own version or form of government but we expect it will be a pure  Democracy, where the Majority Rules and the minorities are "out of luck".
 
We'll keep "under God" in our Pledge of Allegiance and we'll      keep "In God we Trust" on our money.  We will also go back      to the Gold Standard, where there is something of true value      behind every dollar.  We will abolish the FED and give it to you. We'll even give you most of the printing presses so you can print all the "funny money" you like and rely upon inflation to rob the people daily in ever so small, almost unfelt, increments.
 
We will have to re-write the re-written history books so that      there can be no doubt about the truth - that our Founding Fathers deeply believed in GOD, Prayer and Religion based upon on Judeo-Christian principles - that they fully understood that moral values cannot exist without religion - because none of us are capable of being Angels and we all need to be ultimately accountable for our actions.  You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and political correctness.
 
You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.  If you want to keep it in our territory you will have to      pay the rent and there will be no Diplomatic Immunity.
 
We'll keep our Bibles and give you NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Bill Gates, Microsoft, General Electric, General Motors and Hollywood.
 
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.  We will stick with the old idea that the Legislature makes the Laws, The Executive enforces them and the Judicial merely sees that they are properly, according to Original Intent, interpreted.
 
You can keep Oprah, Michael Mooreand Rosie O'Donnell.  You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
 
We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's,      hill-billies and rednecks.
 
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.  You can try to make friends by being the International Police if you like.  We think the Founding Fathers were right when they warned that we should guard against foreign, entangling alliances. The Founders believed the United States should try to be friendly with all nations, but beholden to none.  Whenever we give special concessions to the 1st country, all the other countries feel slighted.  As soon as you give the 2nd country a special concession, you now have ALL the countries feeling slighted.  It only gets worse from there.
 
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security and help teach them how to take care of themselves. We'll let you decide whether to sell out your allies or bribe their leaders - good luck.
 
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt, Leaf, hybrid, bicycle and motor-scooter you can find.
 
We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."   I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute something along the lines of "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
 
We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
 
We will encourage free markets and education but the      government will have ZERO control in any of it.  We will give you the IRS, FEMA, Homeland Security and the EPA, along with the Departments of Education, Energy, Agriculture, Defense, Justice, most of the Spy Agencies, Health and Human Service and even SAMHSA (The Substance      Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration).  You can have them all - make government as big as possible, let it control every part of your lives and make it impossible for anyone to say or do anything that is offensive to anybody.
 
We will restore Freedom of Choice, Individual Responsibility,      Parents Rights, Churches Rights of Free Speech and all the      Charities (they worked quite well for the first 10,000 years).  You can have virtually all of the millions of governmental regulations and we won't stop you from      stealing your citizens' money to give to your favorites.
 
We will strive offer our citizens Equality of Opportunity,      just like it used to be and you can have "Equal Results",      regardless of effort, ability, incentive or resources, and, of      course, the resulting "Equality in Poverty".
 
Every single thing our government does will be done in      English.  You can have as many languages as needed to divide the people and consume their will, pride, incentive and money.
 
Since they so often offend you, we'll keep our history, our      name and all our original flags.  You are welcome to all the      re-written history, politically correct names and re-names and un-offensive flags you can find.
 
In the spirit of friendly parting,   I'll bet you might want to think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. 
 
Sincerely, John J. Wall,  Law Student and an American
 
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin &      Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, Shirley McClain& (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
 
P.S.S. You will have one communication advantage - you won't have to "press 1 for English" when you call our country.
 
Would you agree to this? 
 
If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.     

The person who wrote this is a college (law) student.. Perhaps there is hope for us after all

Source: http://www.bigbigforums.com/news-information/661191-divorce-agreement-written-young-college-student-30-star-rating.html

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