Too Good to Miss, I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE CURRENT USA
OR UK, CHAIN-OF-COMMAND COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!!*
The Canadians know how to handle complaints. Here is an
example. A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian
government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists)
being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded
a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa, ON K1A 0K2 Canada
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound
concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by
Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan
National Correctional System facilities.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your
opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to
learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new
department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called 'Liberals
Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we
have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in
homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those
citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is
scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in
Toronto next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be
cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of
complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections
to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your
recommendations.*
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope
that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing
these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to
offer counseling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you
hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives
about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are
sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of
explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those
items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in
hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a
pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these
skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him
adjust to life in our country.*
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except
sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no
rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly
sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around
women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more
appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by
the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his
culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.*
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to
have a counselor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter
while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.*
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks
like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.*
Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense*
Source: Richard Schwegel, Waterloo Ontario
Office Phone 519-576-2020 x206 Residence 226-240-0974
Forwarded by Dick Anderson
<http://anderson4theconstitution.com>
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