One-Size-Fits-All TV

I am tired of one-size-fits-all TV with 380 channels covering all markets. Cable TV costs $100 to $120 per month and I would rather pay half the cost to get the 30 channels I actually watch.

I am also tired of Liberal protest venues resulting in riots, property damage, invasion of commercial districts, shopping malls, parks, roads and highways. I would like to see all Liberal protests relegated to their own TV channels.

I would prefer to have cable TV offer selections of channels that might include variety shows, comedy, sports, cartoons, news, PBS, movies and foreign language channels, music piping, game shows, situation comedies and old program re-runs all priced as separate options.  They might offer 10 small packages we can pick from with pricing based on their costs. There is also a case for boutique, ala carte channels for liberals and dummies put into packages to suit their delusions.

Cable TV Customers would pick the channels they want and avoid having the rest.  Packages could have from 5 to 15 channels but be bundled in small groups. This is already happening with options like Netflix and HBO.

I would select sports and cartoons for the kids, but also news, PBS and old movies and program re-runs. I would not select any foreign language channels, situation comedies or game shows, music piping or Liberal channels.

For Liberals, I am suggesting that they launch into more Liberal programming for their “victims” like the following:

LGBTV - This could be the gay channel featuring “the best of Ellen” where all of her guests would be LGBT. Gays are hilarious when they’re gathered together, so there is no end to the situation comedy programs that could result from cutting them loose.

Me Too TV - This would be a TV network where victims of sexual harassment could come on TV and tell their story. This is a follow-on from Reality TV and we already know from our low SAT scores that there would be a big audience for this.  It could be a 24/7 network like Fox Business News.  They could repeat programs and put them on Facebook for “likes”, they could get ad revenue from bottom fishers looking for an easy buck.

Racism TV - We are close to having enough TV programs about slavery to have an entire network to cover this topic. This would attract a lot of advertisers who manufacture and distribute products for Blacks. It is the perfect permanent venue for Black Movies and Black History Documentaries. Black Lives Matter could have several spots.

Other minorities could join this movement, because the name is inclusive, Racism TV. It could run documentaries on the Japanese Interment during World War II and the Chinese building the intercontinental railroad.

Bad Behavior Network - This is for dummies looking for bad role models and according to our SAT scores, the audience would be huge. All of the “Bad Girl” shows and tabloid programming could be gathered into one network. Given the amount of bad behavior we see in the general population, the audience would be huge. I would make Howard Stern the CEO of this Network.

I would like to see Conservative TV bundled and this would include History, Economics and International Topics. This would include documentaries contrasting Capitalism with Socialism, Keynes vs Mises Economics, Free Market Pricing based on Supply and Demand and others with programming like the following:

Bad Government TV - This would be a 24/7 venue for documentaries of government screw-ups over the centuries. We could see the same mistakes being made over and over again by voters and the governments they deserve.

Norb Leahy, Dunwoody GA Tea Party Leader