The medical community is
unable to reach consensus on what to do with America's health insurance
situation.
The Allergists were in
favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash
moves. The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians
felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow
up!"
The Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right
through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the
Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons
opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed
off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the
heart to say no.
In the end, the
Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in
Washington.
Forwarded by Dick Anderson
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