By Todd Starnes, 1/18/17,
FoxNews
The Centers for Disease
Control has yet to identify the malady -- but it seems to be an isolated
outbreak impacting liberals, millennials, fashion designers, Hollywood
celebrities and the entire primetime lineup at CNN.
The affliction is called
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Symptoms include delusional ranting and a
feverish flop sweat.
I write extensively about
the epidemic in my new book, “The
Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again.” Liberals say it’s the most
deplorable book in America.
Congressional Democrats have
become so incapacitated by the illness that dozens will be unable to attend
president-elect Trump’s inauguration.
Georgia Congressman John
Lewis was stricken with a rare strain of the disease that caused him to foam at
the mouth while muttering about Trump being an illegitimate president.
Based upon his
unintelligible ramblings, I’m afraid the congressman’s cheese has done slid off
his cracker.
Meanwhile, a number of Radio
City Music Hall Rockettes were also infected – causing some to weep uncontrollably
after they learned they would be performing for the new president.
"This was such a
horrible bomb to drop on us at Christmas,” one of the dancing girls told Marie
Claire magazine. “We work so hard, we're so tired. We're sleep-deprived, our
bodies are exhausted. We don't really have lives, even in our off-season…we
really respect each other, and care about each other, and that's why this is so
difficult."
How terribly unfair it must
be for the Rockettes to earn a paycheck by performing for people who share
differing political opinions.
Trump Derangement Syndrome
is a cruel disease that has even impacted the nation’s religious community.
All Saints Church Episcopal
church in Pasadena, California has decided to refrain from mentioning the
president-elect’s name during prayers over fears it might trigger
microaggressions among parishoners.
Meanwhile, reports that some
congregants spontaneously combusting upon hearing Trump's name have been proven
untrue.
There are also unconfirmed
reports that San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Los Angeles have been designated as
sanctuary cities to house the afflicted.
Researchers are not sure if
Trump Derangement Syndrome will dissipate after Inauguration Day -- but there
are fears it might linger.
So if you come across
an afflicted liberal -- please direct them to the nearest safe space or
containment zone.
Todd Starnes is host of Fox News & Commentary, heard on hundreds of
radio stations. His latest book is “The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again.” Follow Todd on Twitter @ToddStarnes and find him on Facebook.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/01/18/america-liberals-are-infected-with-trump-derangement-syndrome.html
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