In Georgia, we have a
lot of water leaks, sink holes and cracked driveways. I discovered that those who poured driveways
failed to compact the soil before they poured. I did notice they had
“compaction” for other people. I wondered
if their mispronunciation of “compassion” had anything to do with these cracked
driveways.
I had noticed other
pronunciation problems in other Southern States. In Georgia, we used the same
number of syllables used in the North.
But in Alabama they had an extra syllable and called “Ala-ba-a-ma”. In Louisiana they had subtracted a syllable
and pronounced it “Loo-zee-ana”.
Mississippi had the same subtraction and pronounced it
“Miss-sippi”. I have heard some in Texas
pronounce it “Tex-ians”. I wondered if
this was a Texas protest against “Miss-sippi” and Lou-zee-ana” for
mispronouncing words.
I rushed to the DeKalb
County Georgia public library to find out what I could about pronunciation in
the South, but their book was out. They did have a book on Southern Colloquialisms,
but most of it was misspelled.
I grew up in St. Louis
Missouri and we had imported our whine from Northern States like Minnesota.
This was most evident when St. Louisans would say ”How ya doin” and “You betcha” I had also spend a couple of years living in
Queens New York and heard all the languages and accents on the planet.
Newyorkeze was spoken on the street. They would say things like ”See I got
sompin in my look”, which translated into “Help, I’ve got something in my eye.”
This gave me the
insight to suspect that these people had learned their pronunciation from their
parents, their families and their teachers.
Southerners also had a
love for “Southern cooking” and ate foreign substances like Okra, Collard
Greens, Grits, Brunswick Stew and funny tasting Barbecue.
Tooth decay was
rampant due to drinking “co-cola”. This syllable reduction was common across
all Southern States.
Weather in the
Southeast is good and winters are mild. When asked what we do in Atlanta for
Christmas, I replied: We wash the cars”. There is little snow or ice, because Southerners
can’t drive in snow and ice. When we do have snow and ice, we don’t drive and
we have large pine trees collapsing on to our power lines.
Humidity is lower and
bugs are fewer in higher elevations. Atlanta is “above the gnat line” at 1050
feet above sea level. Moisture comes from the Gulf and tornadoes come from the
West. Georgia has a treaty with Alabama that allows tornadoes to break up as
they cross the Georgia State line. Georgia gets the rain. The Southeast is a
forest.
In 1997 the GDP for
the State of Georgia was $240 billion. By 2017 it was $563.6 billion. The South
did rise again.
I have enjoyed living
in Atlanta since 1983 and remain unapologetic about my tendency to find humor
in everything. Everyone is free to be offended.
Norb Leahy, Dunwoody
GA Tea Party Leader
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